Yes indeed, Minnesota is home to the invention that enables your laziness, the frozen pizza!
Rose Totino is most often cited as the creator of this staple of the college student's diet. Though origin dates vary, it is believed that they were first available in the mid- to late-1950s.
So the next time your drunk friend or lazy spouse opens your freezer door and reaches for that oh so convenient and unhealthy meal, make sure to say...
You're welcome.
Love,
Minnesota.
I was waiting for this one! Though I am a little confused about some of the adjectives used in this post: college student, drunk friend, lazy spouse. I just think that the delcious, cheesy crunch of a perfectly baked Totino's Extra Pepporoni is pleasing to a larger demographic than you infer here. And it also goes very well with a dry merlot...
ReplyDeleteI think a future post will have to be titled "self-deprecation." You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'll have to try out your recommended pairing John.